Friday, December 19, 2003

Fitting punishment
Did you hear the one about the guy who tried to rape a prostitute?
In one corner - the convicted rapist, weighing in at 140 pounds, and in the other corner - the prostitute, weighing in at 275 pounds.
[S]he took his knife, stripped him naked and paraded him in front of other prostitutes, after asking how many of them had ever been forced into sex at knifepoint.
Then she hauled him on down to the police station.

Thursday, December 04, 2003

The Father of Potty Parity...
has far more than just one 'baby'.

The New York City Council is currently considering a 'potty parity' bill, that would give women twice as many restrooms as men have. The Associated Press, as per usual, contains several fawning references to John Banzhaf III, who they refer to as "a public interest law professor at George Washington University Law School". Apparently, he's filed several court complaints, including the first federal-level complaint, suing to give women twice as many bathrooms as men. The AP dubs Banzhaf the "father of potty parity." I find it kind of deceptive that the AP makes no mention of Banzhaf's previous crusades, especially since they've garnered such a reputation for him.

Banzhaf might be more familiar to readers as the "father of 'it's McDonald's fault I'm Fat!'" obesity lawsuits. Perhaps you know him as the "father of Action on Smoking and Health (ASH)", with DIY lawsuit kits, to help non-smokers have their smoking neighbors evicted. You might remember him as the "father of high-school soft-drink bans."

'Father of potty parity' my right buttock. He's the death knell of personal freedom and responsibility.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

A Few Reasons I Won't Send My Kids To Public School
Zero Tolerance, which posits that intent, or even the facts of a case have nothing to do with wether or not a student should be arrested, expelled, and then sent to 'alternative school.'

Stratford High School, in Goose Creek, where the cops entered the school with guns drawn, K-9s, handcuffed and searched 107 students, but found no drugs and made no drug-related arrests.

Mepham High School, where the football team are such animals, they introduced new teammates to the group at football camp by sodomizing them ala Abner Louima, while the other teammates cheered the beasts on.

My own experiences in high school, which taught me that the only way to get assistance when I was being sexually assaulted was to make as big a disruption in class as possible. I will never forgive Frau Bloomberg for refusing my pleas for assistance when Coleman Price was trying to molest me. On a near-daily basis, I would find myself having to defend my virtue from that beast while he tried to jam his greasy paw between my legs. I told him to stop, multiple times. He didn't. I went to Frau Bloomberg, explained the situation, and how uncomfortable it was making me, and asked that she move me out of arms reach. She refused. Finally, I took my mother's advice, and the next time he tried it, I stood up in the middle of the classroom, and in my shrillest voice, screamed "Coleman Price, you take your filthy hands off me right NOW!" I was lectured for 'causing a disruption', but Frau Bloomberg moved him... for a whole two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, Coleman was right back in front of me, but at least this time, he knew I wasn't such an easy target. It's a crying shame that that's the biggest thing I learned in German... but then again, if Frau Bloomberg had made even the smallest attempt to protect me while I was in her classroom, I might have learned more.

Between the news, and my own experiences, is it any wonder I don't trust public school bureaucrats?
Customer Service Tip #1
When a customer walks into your store, and asks if you have a particular item in stock, the correct answer is not "I don't know," followed by a blank stare. The correct answer is, "Let me check for you."

Sheesh. I understand that some folks figure if they just play dumb enough, people with give up, go away, or order something else. On the other hand, playing dumb 1) makes you look dumb, and 2) makes some people (like me) get snotty and tell you to go look for it. This is something to bear in mind, especially if you work in a job that accepts tips.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Ohio Supreme Court Rules That Women Are Stupid And Helpless
...crazy bitches to get a free pass in the state
The Ohio Supreme Court has ruled that a woman can't be held accountable for helping a man violate the protective order she has against him, thereby placing women a step down on the free-will and responsibility tier. This also opens up a fun new avenue for bitter women to harrass their exes with.
Justice Paul Pfeifer, writing for the court, said it is irrelevant even if Betty Lucas had violated the protective order by inviting her ex-husband into her home, as the lower court found.

"To find appellant guilty of complicity would be to criminalize an irrelevancy," Pfeifer wrote. "We hold that an individual who is the protected subject of a temporary protection order may not be prosecuted for aiding and abetting the restrainee under the protection order."
If someone is so dangerous to you that you have to get a protective order against them, it behooves you to stay the hell away from them, or face the consequences. If you appeal to the government for protection, deliberately circumventing the government's attempts to protect you should either a) be illegal, or b) nullify the government's responsibility towards you. In a just world, a protective order would work both ways.

Unfortunately, since the Ohio Supreme Court has ruled that women are too dumb to be responsible for their actions, the only consequence Betty Lucas faces is people like me pointing out what a totally irresponsible embarrassment to the female of the species she is.

Saturday, August 09, 2003

Taking a leap
AOL is beta testing a weblog system right now, and given that I'm an AOL employee, it only seems right that I should try it out. So for now, at least, any new entries to PermagrinGirl can be found at PermaGrinGirl.

It's got some nifty features. I'm particularly fond of their IMBot that will allow you to publish to your blog as easily as sending an IM. They still have some bugs to work out - in particular in formatting and html support - but the beta appears to be completely useable so far.

Cheers!
Celeste

Friday, July 25, 2003

Ta Ta For Now...
I'm deep in the middle of buying my first house. Cue stress, panic, uncertainty, confusion, fear, and hope... in that order.

So while I'm taking care of that, and trying to keep up with work, I'll be taking a break from blogging. We close August 27th, and I doubt I'll be rational again until it's all over. Once things have settled down I'll be back.

Cheers!
Celeste

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

It's all about the percentages
The Clintons have lost their request that the government reimburse them for the 3.58 million dollars in legal fees they racked up defending themselves during the Whitewater probe. The panel did say they should receive $85,312 to pay for the cost of responding to the Independent Counsel's report. The Post drags out the expected 'experts' who claim to be surprised that the Clintons lost:
The panel's decision appears to divert dramatically from past practice, according to a law professor who is a former Iran-contra prosecutor and an expert on the independent counsel law. John Q. Barrett, who was an associate counsel for independent counsel Lawrence Walsh, said federal courts have been generous in reimbursing legal bills and have avoided drawing conclusions about whether the subject otherwise would have been investigated.

"Before today, the court was generally generous and, for whatever reason, today took a dramatically different approach," Barrett said. "Many suspect a political motivation in this case. I don't necessarily subscribe to that, but it is very different."
And the Clintons are complaining about it too:
The Clintons complained through their attorney yesterday that two former Republican presidents fared much better in securing repayment of their legal bills in the Iran-contra investigation. George H.W. Bush was awarded $272,000, or 59 percent of the reimbursement he sought, and Ronald Reagan was awarded $562,000, or 72 percent of his request.
Okay, so the former presidents you're referring to received a combined $834,000 in repayments from the government. Since you're stressing the percentage of their legal bills that were repaid, here's a figure you could bring up as well: $834,000 is 23% of $3,580,000, which is the amount the Clintons are requesting from the government. The Clintons may be only getting 2% of what they asked for, but they're asking for more than four times the amount of money that was distributed to Reagan and Bush. Perhaps that has a lot more to do with the denial of their request than any shadowy political conspiracy.

Thursday, July 10, 2003

Teach your children well...
I was reading Best of the Web for today, and some twit junior college instructor thought it would be a good idea to have his students send emails to elected officials containing the words "kill the president"...
Michael Ballou, a part-time lecturer who teaches an "Introduction to U.S. Government" course at the college's Petaluma campus, intended the assignment to be an "experiential exercise that would instill a sense of fear so they would have a better sense of why more people don't participate in the political process," said Doug Garrison, the vice president and executive dean of the Petaluma campus. ...
It is appropriate to fear participation in the political process, if your participation is limited to making death threats against the president. That isn't the reason 'more people don't participate in the political process', and saying that just makes Garrison look like a dumbass. Does he think that a good 'experiential exercise' that would instill a better understanding of why women don't like to walk alone at night would be to rape his students?
Most of the 30 students in the class dismissed the June 25 assignment as a joke, but after it was repeated at a subsequent class, one student did send the e-mail to U.S. Rep. Mike Thompson (D-Napa Valley) on July 5. ...
Making a threat against the president is against the law and subject to up to five years in prison.
People like this are why I would never teach my (hypothetical) children to blindly obey their superiors.

Thursday, June 26, 2003

Getting closer to justice...
A jury took less than an hour to declare Chante Mallard guilty of murder. Now all they have to do is run her down in the parking lot and leave her on the windshield to die for justice to be served. Barring that, with any luck she'll spend the rest of her life in prison.

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Freudian Slip?
I was scrolling through the latest national news from the AP on the Washington Post's site, and noticed the following:

U.S. Wary About Mideast Truce Reports (AP, June 25, 2003; 1:20 PM)

Dorel Recalls 1.2M Infant Safety Seats (AP, June 25, 2003; 1:19 PM)

Jurist Fights to Save Everglades Legacy (AP, June 25, 2003; 1:19 PM)

Virginia Grower Earning a Hot Reputation (AP, June 25, 2003; 1:14 PM)

N.M. Wildfire Burns Through 700 Acres (AP, June 25, 2003; 1:13 PM)

U.S. Weary About Mideast Truce Reports (AP, June 25, 2003; 1:18 PM)

Given the twisty kitten's ball of yarn that the "Road Map" has been, I personally thought the earlier headline was more accurate.

Monday, June 23, 2003

Maybe we should make the punishment fit the crime...
Chante Mallard is scheduled to go on trial today, charged with murder and tampering with evidence.
Mallard told police that her Chevrolet Cavalier hit Biggs with such force that his head and shoulders jammed into the windshield and his legs were bent over the roof, his pants tearing almost completely off his body.

Instead of stopping, police say, Mallard drove about a mile down a divided six-lane highway, the man still lodged and bleeding in the jagged windshield, then continued through town to her small yellow house in a working-class neighborhood.

She pulled into her garage, lowered the door, then sat in the car and cried, repeatedly apologizing to the man who was moaning, she later told detectives.

"Chante kept going in and out of the garage telling the man she was sorry," the police report states. "She does not know how long it took the man to die; she quit going out into the garage."
At some point after Chante quit apologizing, Gregory Biggs died from the injuries she inflicted, and then she and two accomplices dumped the body.

Her lawyers say this was merely a bad decision on her part, and that because she was distraught, she should only be punished for failing to stop and render aid.
... Tarrant County Medical Examiner Nizam Peerwani later said Biggs, whose left leg was nearly amputated, probably lived only a few hours after he was hit the morning of Oct. 26, 2001. He could have survived if he had received medical attention, Peerwani has said.
That is far more than merely failing to 'stop and render aid.' I can't think of any punishment currently in use in the american justice system that is harsh enough to address such a complete lack of humanity. I'm of the opinion that the only way to make this one right, is to have someone do unto Chante what she so callously did to Gregory Biggs.

Friday, June 20, 2003

A Good Anti-Drug Commercial
FreeVibe has actually put out an anti-drug commercial that I think is effective.

The spot opens with a younger teen picking up his older brother's wallet and talking to the camera. As he goes downstairs he says something like, "My brother started smoking pot when he was younger than I am. He didn't get arrested. He didn't turn to harder drugs. He didn't drop out of school." Kid enters a smoky basement to toss the wallet to his red-eyed, stubble-faced, much older, stoner brother sitting on the couch watching TV, and finishes his statement with, "He never really did anything. At all."

And that, in my experience, is the real danger in marijuana.
That was a trustworthy diagnosis...

Michael T. Crane, a convicted sex offender whose case made it all the way to the Supreme Court, has been arrested again, and charged with comitting another rape after his release from custody.
Crane was convicted in 1994 in Johnson County, Kan., for an attack on a video store clerk in suburban Leawood the previous year. Earlier, he got probation in 1987 for attempted forcible rape and two counts of sex abuse in Missouri.

In the 1994 case, he was sentenced to 35 years to life on his convictions for kidnapping, attempted rape and attempted sodomy. ...

As he was approaching release, the state sought to have him kept in confinement, and a jury determined him to be a violent sexual predator. The Kansas Supreme Court overturned that finding, but Crane remained in confinement while the state appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Last year, the court ruled in a 7-2 decision that states must prove that convicted sex offenders can't control themselves if they are to be confined after they finish their prison terms. ...

Crane, who remained in custody for more than three years after finishing his sentence, was released in January last year after doctors concluded his mental condition had changed and that he was no longer a threat.
Sounds to me like Crane simply started saying what the doctors wanted to hear. They decided this predatory animal was safe enough to be released into the wild, and sure enough, he went right back to his raping ways.

I'm sure its a great comfort to his latest victim, to hear that a team of doctors decided he was safe now.
The Kansas law, similar to those in about 20 states, allows indefinite confinement of violent sex offenders beyond their prison term if they suffer from mental abnormalities making them likely to commit similar crimes in the future. (emphasis mine)
Isn't it a given that a rapist is mentally abnormal? And considering this was not his first offense, I'd say it's also a given that he's likely to commit similar crimes in the future. This animal should never have been released.

Friday, June 13, 2003

Ewwwwwwww
From the Associated Press:
PALOMINO VALLEY, Nev. - Swarms of Mormon crickets are marching across the West, destroying rangeland and crops, slickening highways with their carcasses and leaving disgusted residents in their wake.

"It's yucky," said Amy Nisbet of Elko in northeast Nevada, where this year crickets made their first appearance in recent memory. "You drive down the street and they pop like bubble wrap."


Thursday, June 12, 2003

DVDs I own - I
Prayer of the Rollerboys - figure I'd better admit this one up front. Futuristic movie set in the United States - what's left of it after foreign companies have bought it all - about a group of rollerblading drug-dealing aryan nation wannabes in trench coats. Starring Corey Haim and Patricia Arquette. Bought it off of the super-off-brand-marked-down-budget DVDs rack at Best Buy after seeing a late showing of it on cable one night. It's awful, but somehow irresistable to me. Guess I have really bad taste...

The Slipper and the Rose - best telling of the Cinderella story I've ever seen. Excellent dialogue, costumes, and I fell in love with the musical numbers the first time I saw it... when I was around 8 years old. Really good changes from the basic story line - Cinderella actually refuses to marry her beloved Prince for the good of the country. And, of value to parents who might like intelligent scripts, but dislike exposing their children to suggestive content - I can't think of a single objectionable thing in the entire movie.

Meet the Feebles - however, is not for kids. Or the weak of stomach. Or the easily offended. If you're interested in seeing the sort of work Peter Jackson was producing before he directed Lord of the Rings, and have a taste for demented movies, this is for you. It's probably the only movie you'll ever see where a walrus has sex with a cat. It's been widely described as "the Muppets on acid." Lower kill count than in Dead Alive, but I'd be hard pressed to decide which movie is grosser.

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

So no more underage girls... what about unwilling relatives?
The Associated Press reports that David Kingston, imprisoned for felony incest, and unlawful sexual contact with a minor, has been released from prison. Not paroled - released.
The state parole board's decision to release David Ortell Kingston on Tuesday rather than parole him means the prison has no responsibility to follow up on him.

Todd Utzinger, one of Kingston's former attorneys, said the parole board's decision recognizes "he has taken full responsibility and is prepared to go on and live a crime-free life." ...

Kingston's 16-year-old wife was the daughter of his brother John Daniel Kingston, who was sentenced to seven months in jail for beating the girl after she attempted to flee the marriage. Another Kingston brother, Paul, is the church leader.

David Kingston had denied having had sex with his niece until a parole hearing last August. He vowed never again to have sex with an underage girl.

"I recognize the hurt and sorrow I have caused (the victim) and my family," he said.
Great. So Mr. Kingston has vowed to wait until they're 18 years old now. I'd be more reassured if he also vowed not to force his female relatives to marry him any more.

Tuesday, June 03, 2003

Like a dog returns to its vomit...
This is the sort of news that makes me dislike domestic violence groups:
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Even though she had an order of protection filed against her ex-husband, Betty Lucas invited him to a birthday party for one of their children.

The party soon disintegrated into fighting and police were called. But in an unexpected twist, both adults were charged with violating the protection order - her ex-husband for attending and Lucas for inviting him.

Now Lucas' appeal has landed on the docket of the Ohio Supreme Court, which must decide if people who seek a court's protection can be charged with violating their own request.
Seems fair enough to me. If you get a protective order against a guy, you're hardly deserving of sympathy if you invite him to violate it.
Domestic violence groups have sided with Lucas and say abusive people - not their victims - must be held responsible for violating protective orders. Prosecutors say Lucas should be held as accountable as anyone else who helped her husband violate a court order.
Because poor abused women should never have to take responsibility or face consequences for their actions.
Several domestic violence watchdog groups are backing Betty Lucas, saying failure to overturn her conviction sets back the justice system's role in protecting victims of abuse.

"Punishing the victim for contacting or returning to the offender does nothing to deter criminal behavior," the groups, including the Action Ohio Coalition for Battered Women and the Ohio Domestic Violence Network, argued in court papers.
Whups... I was being sarcastic, up there, but it appears that the AOCBW wasn't.
"It tells the victim that she is equally responsible for the abuser's violent behavior and it reinforces the abuser's belief that his behavior is the result of factors outside his control," the groups argued.
Well yes, if you deliberately violate a court order, in order to see a man that you claim is abusive, you share the responsibility for the results. I'm of the opinion that protective orders should be worded so that they apply equally to each party. If the police aren't allowed to charge you with violating protective orders you request, there's nothing to stop me from getting a protective order against an ex-boyfriend and then violating it, calling the police, and having him carted off to jail. Once he gets out, if the order is still in effect, I can repeat the process as many times as I like. Sounds unfair? It is. If you think someone is so dangerous to you that you have to get a protective order, then you have a responsibility to stay the hell away from them.
Lucas' attorney, Andrew Sanderson, argued that Ohio law is meant to protect victims of domestic violence even if they make a bad decision about the person who abused them.

He used the analogy of Ohio's sexual assault laws, which protect victims under 18 from prosecution no matter the circumstances. Even if a teenage girl was a seducer, "We've made a societal decision that we're not going to charge that individual," Sanderson said.
There's a difference there in that children under the age of consent are held to be incapable of making their own decisions - that's why its called below the age of consent. Is Sanderson implying that women are incapable of making their own decisions, and therefore shouldn't be held responsible even when they recklessly expose themselves to a known danger? How condescending.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

This just in: Food Is Addictive
Withdrawal symptoms can be fatal!

That bastion of self-reliance and personal responsibility, John Banzhaf is at it again. Now, he's warning restaurants that they'd better start putting up warnings that food can be addictive, or face possible lawsuits.
As you and your members might already know, several courts have held that cigarette manufacturers may be liable for failing to disclose that their products might be addictive, even though the general health dangers of smoking were so well known as to be regarded as common knowledge. ... By analogy, even if all courts find that the general dangers of eating fatty and calorie-rich foods at fast food restaurants are likewise common knowledge, liability for causing obesity and its related diseases may nevertheless be premised on the theory that the public is much less aware of the addictive-like effects of many fast food than they are of the widely-publicized addictive nature of nicotine in cigarettes.

In light of these scientific studies, it may also be prudent for fast food companies to review their policies to be sure that nothing they are doing could be construed by a jury as seeking to take advantage of and/or enhance the possibly addictive properties of their foods. Changing the cooking temperature so as to increase the amount of fat absorbed during cooking, adding sugar to foods like french fries where it is not ordinarily expected, etc. might well seem to jurors like the activities of cigarette manufacturers to increase (“spike”) the addictive effects of their products.
And he's right, you know. Food is addictive. People have to eat food, or their withdrawal symptoms - stomach cramps, wasting, headaches, mood swings, and malnutrition - will eventually grow so severe as to be fatal.

I am a food addict who has several times tried to kick the habit, but my withdrawal symptoms became so bad, that I finally broke down and started eating again. I was experiencing severe stomach cramps (which some people mistakenly called hunger pangs), and such severe wasting that my weight dropped from 120lbs all the way down to 105lbs before I lost the struggle, fell off the wagon, and started eating once again. My struggle with my food addiction has lasted for a painful twenty-seven years now, and I know I am not the only sufferer. I estimate the possible food-addiction rate among U.S. residents could be as high as 100%! This a health crisis that has gone unaddressed for far too long, and I call on congress to add 'food' to the list of controlled substances, for the sake and safety of current and potential food addicts everywhere.

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Dream Vacation
I just spent Memorial Day weekend at the Seven Foxes in Lake Toxaway, North Carolina. This was the first time I ever tried renting a cabin for a vacation before, and it was absolutely an ideal experience. Lake Toxaway is a gorgeous area, with mountain laurel all over the place, and some really beautiful parks and waterfalls. The cabin at the Seven Foxes was adorable, comfortable, clean and well stocked, and I don't think I've had better sleep in years. I felt so good at the end of the weekend, I didn't even mind the thought of going back to work... until we left the mountains and my allergies came back.