The Spider isn't the writer he used to be...
Aaargh.... it's always a disappointment to have someone you thought was smart prove you wrong. But that's what just happened to me. I was reading
Transterrestrial Musings, which linked to Spider Robinson's ridiculously shallow and irrational op-ed in
the Globe and Mail. When I was 13 or so - and still tickled pink over puns - I liked reading Robinson's books. After reading his op-ed, I couldn't agree more with the first sentence (emphasis mine):
I want my money back. War, plague and pestilence (think SARS) -- this millennium sucks.
Because, after all, 3 years into the thousand we have still to go is sufficient time to declare a verdict.
... whining about how wonderful things were before Bush was elected cut ...Peace in the Mideast seemed just around the corner, thanks to the patient diplomatic efforts of a well-informed, articulate and creative U.S. president. Was poor taste in mistresses a sensible reason to replace him with a man who's proud to tell you foreign affairs are something he himself is never ever going to have, swear to God? Whose idea of diplomacy is smiling while delivering an ultimatum?
Lot's of people, you twit, or have you never heard the phrase, "diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick"? And in case you're suffering from short term memory loss, in the United States, presidents only serve two terms. It not like we ousted Clinton just when he was finally about to lobby his way into a nobel peace prize, as some sort of cruel joke. We had elections. He couldn't run, because he'd already held the office for eight years, and his designated successor was such an uncharismatic, pathological liar, that Bush was able to win the presidency despite being depicted in the press as a retarded playboy. Gore sucks so bad, that as bad as you think Bush is, he couldn't beat Bush. Blame Clinton for not training his vice-president better than that.
In 1993, Arab terrorists tried to -- get this! -- blow up the World Trade Center. Of course, they failed ludicrously. Terrorists usually did; they were figures of fun, bearded buffoons who squabbled and shot ineffectually in all directions in films. They couldn't even take out a satirist: Salman Rushdie toured at will. The only modern terrorists to have taken a significant number of lives on U.S. soil were white, male Americans -- specifically, Timbit-Brain McVeigh in Oklahoma City and the FBI in Waco;
Arab terrorists were figures of fun? Tell that to the Israelis. And be sure you leave that part about U.S. soil in there, because without it, your argument falls apart. Arab terrorists failed at bringing down the trade towers once, but they succeeded in their attempts in Beirut, Dahran, on the USS Cole, at two U.S. embassies... apparently Robinson feels that we should only take terrorism seriously when it happens at home. If our people die overseas, that's no big deal.
Musicians and writers were optimistic. Multitrack recording had just stopped requiring hundreds of thousands of dollars of machinery and expertise; the sound quality of consumer playback had just reached perfect. Publishing books suddenly no longer absolutely necessitated printing 25 paper copies in the hope of selling one, and writing them no longer required a (shudder) typewriter;
But now that Bush is president, we've all had to revert to phonographs, party line telephones, and the Guttenberg press. Oh, mourn our lost progress, lost dreams, lost technology, now that Bush is president.
The Internet was going to make us all rich. 'Nuff said;
Just about everyone on Earth understood that the United States would never, under any circumstances, first-strike a weaker opponent. It had just proven it by allowing the Soviet Union to surrender;
I think that merely proves that we were engaged in a rather long and uncomfortable standoff with another nuclear armed power. And maybe I'm suffering from short-term memory loss too, but I don't recall the Soviet Union either a) formally declaring war on the United States, or b) formally surrendering to the United States.
... whining about British Columbia's social welfare system deleted ...
The U.S. seemed poised to legalize medical marijuana. Or rather, individual states still entertained the delusion that they had the power to do so, merely because the Constitution said they did and their citizens voted for it;
You could board an airplane in under two hours, carrying nail clippers;
Oh, how I long for those days... when people were allowed to perform their personal grooming on an airplane. But then again, those were also the days when islamist terrorists armed with boxcutters were capable of taking over an airplane and using it like a missile.
There seemed to be so little to worry about, we had time to worry about nothing at all. Anybody remember Y2K, when our biggest fear was that at the stroke of midnight on Jan. 1, 2000, our term papers would be lost and Revenue Canada would forget how much we owed?
We were living in the Golden Years, for a while there. Instead of savouring it, making sure that half a century of that kind of forward progress would continue, we decided, for a minute, that it was safe to coast. We yammered about the End of History, and invented "reality TV." We thought we could afford to let dimwits take the reins of power. How much damage could they do?
Everything was perfect when the democrats were in office. The was no such thing as terrorism. There was no such thing as a recession. Our entire country was so doing so well, we thought it would be funny to elect a 'dimwit' for president because, 'how much damage could they do?' So I guess it's all our fault. Now we have a war in Iraq (that started 12 years ago), a recession (that had started before the republicans took the presidency), and fighting in the middle east (that's been going on for centuries).
I choose to believe that the true Golden Age lies always ahead of us, never behind. But some years, it's harder than other years.
I know how you feel. When the U.N. security council was busy arguing about wether or not we needed a second resolution to go into Iraq, things looked grim to me, indeed. But Bush has proved his mettle, and the Iraqi people are dancing in the streets, celebrating their newfound hopes for freedom. I'm looking forward to a future Pax Americana, with a democratic middle east, and hopefully the fall of communism in the far east.
The future might be looking bleak to you, but to anyone who loves liberty and freedom, it's looking bright indeed.